Showing posts with label My Laughter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label My Laughter. Show all posts

Friday, March 05, 2010

World's Best Security

How many are gifted like me??? How many can feel safe about their properties when they are away from home for work like me??? How many can setup fool-proof security at cost less than $1 per day like me? I guess no one in the world has this kind of thing and for sure they never get.

Look at this security apparatus or security guard or laser protection or hawk-eye system or what ever you name it... This is what we have at our home...


The all time great Puppy!!!
Cute isn't??? But beware it gets very very dreaded if your intents are wrong.



A single bark will get anything anything to its feet.
Right now its rehearsing in mild noise.
Its society aware you know.

For Kids its Puppy. For Enemies its Deadly




It scans even objects on and below the surface like this.
Believe me it has the strongest possible Nose!!!
Forget SONAR or RADAR. Just simple NOSE.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Software Industry Status - After Women's Emergence

It's been sometime since I wrote things other than me in this blog. Here is the one which is nothing to do with me(happy enemies??? you people had long gunning for this).

Okay now to the point....

My current sleep spoiler is - speedy project development to deliver quickly, no matter what hell happens anywhere/any form the quality should be top notch etc... etc... Why this all??? What are we losing/gaining by this way? many questions... no answers... to answer this, to analyze this, I was forced to turn on my deep reserve internal thought process engine. It has worked amazingly well and came with findings with equally amazing facts. The key to all issues are just one object(one object but unfortunately with multiple instances) 'Women'. Continued.

What are the impacts of women in Software Industry post their emergence in lead roles? I have been thinking a while(really brainstormed hard, you understand it while reading further) about this to understand why there is so much mad rush of delivering projects, unrealistic schedules, introducing "brand-new-world's-first" features which only testers use(developers seldom revisit the features, they are so scared that they happen to see bugs the moment they touch the feature. so close the application, be happy. god help users.).

Women was there in software industry for long time but those participation must have been limited to beautifying code(i.e. make up code... which they are excellent at - no arguments over this), cleaning up code repository before/after project start/end, and not but least organizing coffee/tea/snacks for team meetings etc... When their predominant job is such and such, there was no problems in the early days of software industry.
Proof to that point is look at the number of years people took to release patches/new products etc during the mid 19'th century. Men who worked at that time must have been enjoying life - done relaxed development, released projects as and when everybody is done with their work. That's correct model which closely matches with the human evolution history. Do things slowly, steadily, gradually. This is how it should be... It took so many million years for bunch of monkeys to become Men and Women(I still wonder whether there is still some kind of progress left for the later. God knows.).

Okay now you see the state of software industry. Men in their mid 20's and 30's lost their hair, nearly 50% Men would have been virtually branded as blind if there had been no eye power correction glasses/laser correction, Men who otherwise does social activities for the betterment of human race is thinking about what to cook for wife/mom/daughter etc... All this should be attributed to the rise of that One Object to the leading positions in software industry.

Now people(irrespective of Man/Woman) started talking about delivery.. delivery.. delivery...(now you know why this terminology which was once originally used for sacred purpose now used very frequently in software industry?? Isn't because of that one object??).
They talk about on-time delivery(again see here its 'on time delivery', they expect software to be delivered just like that irrespective of what hell happens anywhere/any-form, deliver in 10 months. Post the improvements in medical field like cesarean, has made them to think that software should also be delivered quickly using close-to-cesarean-concepts like RAD[rapid application development], Incremental Development, etc... you see the whole problem??? because of that one object????).

If we keep on delivering things very quickly in contrast to human evolution history?? What's in store for future generation??

When C language was introduced, every kid from every corner started learning it(it happened even in my native Kovilpatti where computers was originally considered as replacement for television sets. those days televisions were all black/huge/non-digital etc.., so we thought this sleek/white/shiny/digital computer would enhance the TV watching experience. may be the one reason behind this is that crap DD 'vialum-volvum' program which never showed any colors even in color TVs.. always black sand, always white dhoti clad men.. just this black & white even in color TV sets).

Okay then after C when C++ was made popular just in short time, the same story, people ran behind whoever talks about computer(even if its computer peripheral salespeople), in hope that that person would be conducting courses in computer centers and can secure admission to 'Learn C, C++ in 10 Days'.

Then comes JAVA in no time, the same people rushed to study this too. When this same set of people study all this truly interesting language in record time, what would be left for future generations?? What job they have to invent/improve??

Imagine if our ancestor tribe uncle's have invented all items right from wooden wheels to Boeing aircraft wheels in their time itself, what would have been left for us to do now and earn?? Our tribe uncle's were intelligent(mainly because Women were running behind things which they should be and not about things that matter). They done things in their own pace. They developed few. Used it for their lifetime. Left the improvement to their future generations. Their future generations too followed the same principle. They developed some sort of bullock carts with wooden wheels and stopped there(they could have made Volvo's that time itself. Think if they could convince a Bull - just an animal - to run their vehicle, can't they make an engine which does what it's programmed for???).

But we because of that one object started to push things so fast so that, now people scared about global warming/emission/pollution/commission again advocating fellow people to use bicycle/just walk. Things are getting back to history. But software industry, not listening to any of this outrages, keeps on marching ahead. Deliver. Deliver. Deliver.

Where it will take us all??? What more Men has to lose? Where is the Change We Believe? Barack Obama does it successfully by stopping Hillary Clinton. What about other Men?? When can we develop things based on our ancestors principle rather than 'Rapid Application Development'? When can we get opportunity to enjoy Diwali for many weeks instead of 1 or 2 days???

Many more parts to come in. Keep watching.

Disclaimer: The above content either in part or as whole doesn't represent/talk about any particular human gender. Any attempt to interpret it in any other way other than the original interpretation(that's mine) is at their own risk. This statement is not mitigation to avoid litigation. Any complaint/suggestion petition to my mail. Thanks for your cooperation.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

PSR Engineering College Plays a Role in a Film

PSR Engineering College, where I studied, which is (more -'ly/less +'ly) known for its strict rules in-respective of controlling all aspects of a student life during on and off the college campus has let its own campus to be used for filming. Not surprising?? Then probably you was/are not student of PSR then. Anyone who studied in PSR, which is known for its philosophy(?!) of all kind of anti-entertainment would definitely be surprised at this details. And the filming is not kind of some documentary or showcasing the talents blah.. blah... the filming is for pure commercial entertainment film.

Anyhow, its my college and surprised/happy to see the class rooms I used and varendah's I ran(?@! - OK I'm hearing the mumbles... When the hell this gaint ran???? I never ran.. just walked bit fast) has been filmed.

I have got few stills from the Tamil film 'Poo'. It's story is about tender age love twined around villages like Sivakasi and cities like Kovilpatti, Chennai etc..

One of a funny fact in this film is, the hero 'Srikanth' was told studying in a Chennai based college but they filmed at my college which is in the same area where the film has been shot - Sivakasi.

There are few points you should really look at it,

Reason to fine Srikanth, his Father, Director ...

Reason for banning mobile phone

Srikanth realizing he is not in Chennai based college

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Still of ECE Block

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Still of ECE Block Varenda

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Still of ECE Block

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A View of ECE Block Varenda

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A View of ECE Block Varenda

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A View of ECE Block Varenda

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Inside one of the ECE Block Varenda

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Another view inside one of the ECE Block Varenda

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Poo lead actress makes call to our hero who was studying in Chennai based college...

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Not sure whether its because of problem in the mobile connection routing or director's intended plan... the call has reached our hero who was just studying in my college in the same area... a clip with the view of Abdul Kalam MCA Block behind...

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Our hero picks up the call..

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Discusses with his Girl Friend about the call.. Hey wait a second... Something is striking me hard here... Is our hero - student of PSR Engineering College - talking to a opposite sex member(or better say alien) right in front of the administrative block????? Can't believe it... PSR has done whatever it can to stop such conversions and here its happening under full public galore???? PSR management should take strong exception to this case and bring those perpetrators of this evil act to justice(sounds like FM Pranab sab's wording after the Mumbai blast? Yes its same.. because both the events - terrorist strike & girl/boy discussion in PSR - have same level of serious implication as far as PSR Management is considered).

PSR management should summon Srikanth, his father, his wife(?@ her too? yes she too, because fine has to paid by all stakeholders and PSR coffers has to be filled up), the girl friend, her father, director, and script writer to college. Contain all of them in the usual designated hostel room, conduct inquiry with all the anti-conversation officials interrogating them all through night irrespective of what evidence presented. Lofty fines should be imposed and after paying the fines suspend them for a month. (oh cant suspend them na... they are crash course students right... So wat.. collect the fines atleast)

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Another view with MCA Block behind...

Hey another thing striking me... Is he using mobile inside college campus??? PSR has policy of no first use of mobile('no first use' - sounds like India's 'no first nuclear weapon use' policy? Yes right as far as PSR management is concerned mobile phone emits radiations signals which the nuclear bombs also does when its ignited, so both are radio-active in nature and this kind of clever relationship analysis helped them decide in banning mobile). They should summon again all of them and fine them now ultra-heavily.... PSR management should really give me now outstanding student award for giving such useful tip-offs.


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Our hero tries his best tricks to connect to the call...

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Still trying to speak????

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Finally he realized, he is not studying in the city based college but in a remote college where getting the mobile signal is like applying RTI application to get our unbiased Judge's income tax statement. You never get either of them.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Journey of My Pet Tiger's Younger Brother & Family

My Tiger has been insisting me for long time that I should be writing a blog entry dedicated about its family. Obviously it will have that interests since it knows how many blog entries I have made about my family. Many may wonder how my Tiger made its interests known to me?!! Its a result of big research, I will tell you how... Tiger used to make sound like 'goof goof'(day time) or 'ooool.... ooool....'(night time) but for quite some days it has been making sound similar to this 'goof-ooool.... goof-ooool'... A combination of day-time and night-time noises... I was thinking what this could mean since its not been recorded in any history that dogs would make such noise. So I went down on research to decode it....

I wrote down the words 'goof-oool' many time fastly and continuosly.. say about nearly 4 hours... And by mistake at one instance I wrote 'goog-ooool'... You got it right know?? Yes I made a mistake in the word... But do you think I would over look the mistake and continue writing the word?? No... Never... Great Minds never leave the mistakes lightly and historic examples are Einstein reportedly made some 100's of mistakes before coming to the crap E=MC2 formula, and the Great Thomas Edison invented Lights after reportedly making some 1000 mistakes but he made use of mistakes and made new things out of it... Likewise why I'm telling all this is, the mistake I made while writing the word has some clues burried deep into it. Now come back to the word 'goog-ooool'... Does this sounds very unfamiliar?? No not all.. It strikes at the deep of your complex brain that something similiar has been heard by nearly all of the netizens... How?? Wondering??? Now just rework on the word 'goog-ooool'... remove some o's and you will get 'googl'... now have you got what my pet, Tiger is trying to say??? Still haven't got it??? Oops. My Tiger is genius compared to all who cant find the word yet... Its actually saying the word 'Google' my dear friends... Yes its talking(?!@?!) about the leading search gaint 'Google'... Now the job is half done still half is pending, we need to know why its talking about 'Google'.... Then comes this startling fact in my mind that my cute pet Tiger wants to make know this world about him, his family and culture by asking me write a blog entry and by that make Google crawl it and let the world study about it. And who knows one day their separated brother/sisters may host a reunion party by searching thier links/photos through 'Google'.... Oops see how talented my Tiger is.... I'm spell bound by talented sound 'goof-oool'....

I guess still few clever mind wondering, how I was able to give the 'let Google know' meaning??? Here comes the science... Its what people call 'Basic Instinct'... After all its my pet cared by me and I have strong interests in making people know about me by writing different blog entries and incidently this character has been passed implicitly to my pet Tiger -I strongly feel. Right?? Got all the missing clues??? You should have. Otherwise I suggest you to read again from the start.

Now for those who have got all this scientific experiments into this brain can go on and look at the pictures of my pet Tiger's family.




Here is my Tiger's newly born half-brothers.....


Remember this cute little boy... he comes later too...


Here comes the boy that you saw seconds before...
Grown up and alert... Name not yet declared.... Atleast I donno...


What else you expect me say about this pose... Pose Number 1


Pose Number 2


Pose Number 3


Pose Number 4


Pose Number 5


Pose Number 6 - Here comes the Mrs. Rangamani ____.. Mother of all...
Sorry I donno the surname....


Mrs. Rangamani in full posture..


Here comes the genius of all... Star of all kids.. Yes its Mr. Tiger.... The creator of new Google Doodle word 'Goof-ooooL'

Friday, February 29, 2008

Getting Done Two Things By One? Be In Queue

One fine morning a man was leaving a cafe after his morning coffee, when he Noticed a most unusual funeral procession

A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first.

Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog.
Behind him was a queue of about 2000 men walking in a single line.
The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog,
"I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you,
but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it? "

The man replied,
"Well, that first coffin is for my wife."

"What happened to her? "
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also. "

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog?"

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The man calmly replied "Join the queueeee"

Laughing Out Loud!!! Really ROFL!!!


He got to know what actually mean LOL!!! ROFL!!! etc...

Binta's Letter Writing Skills

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?

Best regards,
Banta Singh

Bucknored? Bensoned? Confused? Get It Clarified

Its still not clearly known who actually is the winner in the ongoing India touring Australia, but few things are certain Umpire Bucknor who is supposed to be walking the middle line has undoubtedly won the news publishers headlines of all the Cricket crazy nations. In addition to that few went to the extent of creating new English words in line with their on field activities in the current tour...

Here are those words and its meaning...

Bucknor: (n) (adj)
1. Temporary blindness leading to missing out on the obvious.
2. To be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

3. Situations leading to grave judgmental errors.

Usage: I feel bucknored by my boss; Life often throws a bucknor at you.


Benson:
(n) (adj)
1. Something that legitimises a severe bucknor.
Usage: First they bucknored me and then they bensoned it! I am toast.

Also see bucknor

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Laughing Out Loud(lol)

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.

She said, Lets start with the boys first.

Boys start giving their intro...

First boy: My name is John, and my hobby is to see "bubble" in the bathtub.

Teacher was confused to listen but said, Interesting. Well, Ok. Infact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So its ok John.
Yes next.

Second boy: Myself Peter and my hobby is to see "bubble" in the bathtub.

Teacher now got surprised and said, Good. I like the spirit of supporting a friend. Ok next.

Third boy: Im Smith and my hobby is to see "bubble" in the bathtub.

Teacher: Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next.

This continues...

and the last boy stands up Im Harry and my hobby is to see "bubble" in the bathtub.

Exhausted, the teacher said, I dont think I will be able to teach un-grown boys for long.
Anyway, now the girls please.

First girl: Im Julie and my hobby is to see birds.

Teacher: Good. At last I got something different.
Ok next.

Second girl: Im Ruby and I like to collect perfumes.

Teacher Now its like educated grown up girls. Ok next.

You sweet girl; Yes you...

Most beautiful girl of the class:
Mam, my name is BUBBLE , and my hobby is to take bath three times a day.