World's Oldest Employee - 101 Year Old - Preparing 4 Marathon

Already Britain's oldest employee, 101-year-old Buster Martin now aims to become the world's oldest marathon runner by completing the London Marathon and celebrating with a pint of beer and a cigarette.

Sprightly and bearded, he completed a half marathon at the weekend in five hours 13 minutes. The former Army physical training instructor works three days a week for a London plumbing firm and says he has trained for the April 13th race in his spare time.

"I've said I'll attempt it," he told Reuters by telephone from his workplace at Pimlico Plumbers. "I haven't said I'll complete it. If I do make it, all the better. I hadn't thought of doing it before but someone asked me and the money goes to charity so why not?"

His sponsorship money will go to the Rhys Daniels Trust, which provides temporary accommodation for families of patients in specialist children's hospitals.

Martin, who had 17 children and returned to work at the age of 99 saying he was bored after two years of retirement, would beat the previous record for world's oldest marathon runner by eight years.

"If I finish, I'll do what I always do and have a pint and a fag," he said. "People ask what is my secret but I haven't got one. They say fags and booze are bad for you -- but I'm still here, aren't I?"

Source: Yahoo.com

After Company, Car It's Time For Hard Cash! Mrs Victoria A. Saleh Says

After getting Company, Car how good would it be for a Chairman without any cash to spend? Why I need to worry after all there are so many well wishers waiting in line to help me out of all possible ways!!! Yes Mrs. Victoria A. Saleh has decided to credit my account with whopping $7,300,000.00 Million US Dollars. Unimaginable?? Its very true. She has decided to gift that and I'm just waiting for my ICICI Bank to send me a SMS alert of this credit story. I'm not sure whether ICICI Bank knows how to handle this much integers.... I request them to please have a look at your Bank Database and change Salary column type to accommodate this astronomical number. Read this mail of Mrs. Victoria A. Saleh wrote from an undisclosed location....

INHERITANCE

Greetings to you in the name of God Almighty. I am former Mrs. Victoria A. Saleh, a widow to Late Muhammad A Saleh.

I am an old woman, suffering from cancer. From all indications, my condition is really deteriorating and is quite obvious that I may not live long, because the cancer stage has gotten to a very severe stage.

My late husband died in an air crash on the 31st October 1999 in an Egyptian airline Boeing 990 with other passengers on board. You can confirm this fact from the website which was aired by the BBC WORLD NEWS (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/502503.stm) and my only daughter died in BOMB ATTACK LONDON.

My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth. My personal physician told me that I may not live for so long and I am so scared about this. So, I now decided to divide part of this wealth, by contributing to the well being of less privileged people and handicapped in the society of world America, Canada, Africa, Europe and Asian Countries.

This mission, who will no doubt be tasking had made me to recently relocate to Europe where I live presently. I selected you forthis Purpose and prayed over it, I am willing to donate the sum of $7,300,000.00 Million US Dollars to you for the development of thewell being handicaped in the society and also as aids for the less privileged around your country, and i have map out $1,700.000.00 foryour personal use in this work.

Please note that, this fund is lying in a Security Bank. I will forward to you the application of claim for the transfer of the money in your name or your home. Please, do not reply me if you have the intention of using this fund for personal use, than enhancement of the comfort of the Handicapped.

Forward to me your full contact thus:

Your full name:
Your full address:
Your telephone number:
Your fax Number:
Your full company name:
Your age:

Lastly, I want you/your home to be praying for me as regards my entire life and my health because I have come to find out since my spiritual birth lately that wealth acquisition without God one's life is vanity upon vanity.

Please reply to my private email : vic.saleh2007@yahoo.com.hk

I await your reply.

MRS Victoria A. Saleh.

I'm very pained at your life story Mrs. Victoria A. Saleh. May god bless your ill fated Daughter and Husband's soul. I decided to spend money as you wish. So please make the transaction ASAP. I'm eagerly waiting for my mobile SMS alert from ICICI Bank. Thanks a lot(?!?)

Now I Own BMW! Dr. Albert Book Says

After owning a company as per the information provided by Dr.Dagogo Douglas, would it be good for a company Chairman without owning a Car? It has been solved yet again by an unknown well wisher called Dr. Albert Book, yes you are right its yet another well educated doctor. Both this doctors has put tremendous efforts to make a common man like me feel great by gifting Companies, Cars and many more I'm expecting.... Read this mail by Dr. Albert Book from unknown location.


THE INTERNATIONAL AWARENESS
PROMOTION DEPARTMENT OF
THE BMW AUTOMOBILE COMPANY.
22 Garden Close, Stamford, Lincs, PE9 2YP, London
United Kingdom.

Reference Number: BMW:2551256003/23

!!!CONGRATULATION YOU ARE A WINNER!!!.

The Board of Directors, members of staff and the International Awareness Promotion Department of the BMW Automobile Company, wishes to congratulate you on your success as the STAR PRIZE WINNER in this years' BMW Automobile International Awareness Promotion (IAP) held on 0n 13th september 2007, in London, England.

This makes you the proud owner of a brand new BMW YEAR: 2007, MODEL: V12 Sport Saloon car and a cash prize of £500,000.00 GBP (Five Hundred Thousand Great British pounds). The car comes with a special BMW Insurance Cover for one whole year, that is, till the next promotion in 2008. It also comes with a one year warranty and FREE repairs at any BMW AUTOMOBILE depot or service station worldwide.

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our Computerized Email Selection System (C.E.S.S.) from a database of over a million email addresses from the world wide web. Each email address was attached to a ticket number and your email address with ticket number: 5647600545188 and serial number: BMWP/556543450906 was randomly selected as the star prize winner amongst other consolation prize winners.

For you to collect your prizes, kindly fill the verification form below and send it to the Claims Manager,Dr. Albert Book, of our claims department through email, stating your receipt of this notification. He has been mandated to offer you assistance and facilitate the urgent delivery of your prizes.

Claims Manager:
Dr. Albert Book,
BMW Claims Department
EMAIL: bmw_agentalbert01@yahoo.co.uk
Tel: +447045732010

VERIFICATION FORM:
1.) FULL NAME:
2.) AGE:
3.) SEX:
4.) ADDRESS:
5.) ZIP/POSTAL CODE:
6.) STATE/PROVINCE:
7.) COUNTRY:
8.) PHONE:
9.) OCCUPATION/POSITION:
10.) COMPANY:
11.) EMAIL ADDRESS:
12.) TICKET NUMBER:
13.) SERIAL NUMBER:

Congratulations once more, and keep trusting BMW Automobile for top quality automobiles.
THE BMW INTERNATIONAL AWARENESS PROMOTION
COPYRIGHT ©2007. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Not sure why this good souls are always writing from hidden location? I think its because they are so good many people go to them for help time and again. But they do good things only to people like me who have never met them but still love me lot more than theirs neighbors. Again I like to make a wish to god for both Dr. Albert Book and Dr.Dagogo Douglas to give long life(?!?)

I Own Company! Dr. Dagogo Douglas Says

Many would be breaking their heads to climb up the ladder of success in their life by doing different things and one among them is dream of starting own company. Dr. Dagogo Douglas has made the job easy for me. How? Read this mail he wrote form an unknown location,

Attention: Beneficiary,


RE:ENQUIRY ON CONTRACT PAYMENT

I am directed by the Minister of Finance Mrs Nenadi Usman to make this urgent enquiry regarding your payment.

This is sequel to a letter and other documents received from an Indian Company claiming to be a subsidiary of your Company and applying for your contract sum to be paid into a new Bank Account.

This enquiry became necessary because two gentlemen, one Indian and a Nigerian visited the Bank and filed application to change the original account to HongKong & Shangai Banking Corporation.They succeeded in effecting the change by conniving with some officials who they offered large sum of money and also paid the statutory charges. Unknown to the CBN Governor, the transfer was endorsed by him and minuted to the Director of International Remittance to effect the transfer of the money.

Fortunately, that department spotted certain irregularities in the payment instruction and forwarded the file to us for vetting. We have discovered in the course of our investigation that the application for the change of account was not accompained with a formal letter of authority from your Company nor a power of attorney to that effect as it is officially required. This necessitated our suspending further action in the payment pending your confirmation.

We have also discovered that attempts were made by these men with extra-ordinary flay? to bribe officials of the department to ignore or overlook the inaccurate documentation and effect quick transfer of the money.

We invited the two gentlemen for a discussion and they alleged that they were your representative. But when asked to produce a letter of? authority signed by you, they promised? to produce it, they left and have not returned since then. We are however expecting them but we decided to contact you directly for confirmation.?

If infact they are your representatives kindly confirm same via email and send the required letter of authority. We shall be in a position to ascertain the payment and cause the remittance to be effected immediately upon the receipt of this confirmation.

NOTE: Your confirmation should reach this office within 7 banking days from the receipt of this message otherwise, it will be presumed that the change has received your consent. Contact us through our private email address: dagogodouglas@jmail.co.za

Yours sincerely

Dr.Dagogo Douglas,


Thank you Dr.Dagogo Douglas for putting me at this esteemed position. May god bless you and your accomplices(?!?)

Getting Done Two Things By One? Be In Queue

One fine morning a man was leaving a cafe after his morning coffee, when he Noticed a most unusual funeral procession

A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first.

Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog.
Behind him was a queue of about 2000 men walking in a single line.
The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog,
"I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you,
but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it? "

The man replied,
"Well, that first coffin is for my wife."

"What happened to her? "
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also. "

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog?"

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The man calmly replied "Join the queueeee"

Looking @ Classifieds? Beware! Do Double Check

(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)

1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.

(man....if only I knew A B C....)

2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.

(sure...thanx for the warning!)

3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

(in months or years?)

4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.

(check it out)

5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

(howwww sweeeet)

6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

(wow! A free trip to heaven?)

7. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.

(uh...huh!)

8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)

9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

(nice work!)

Laughing Out Loud!!! Really ROFL!!!

He got to know what actually mean LOL!!! ROFL!!! etc...