Happy Diwali to All

Wishing you a wonderful Diwali!! NJoy!!

Joke of the Day

A lawyer a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.
The farmer said "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn."

"No problem," chimed the Rabbi, "My people wandered in the desert for forty years, I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for an evening. With that he departed to the barn and the others bedded down for the night. Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door, there stood the Rabbi from the barn. "What's wrong?" asked the farmer. The Rabbi replied, "I am grateful to you, but I can't sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn and my faith believes that this is an unclean animal."

His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him. But a few minutes late the same scene reoccurs. There is a knock on the door, "What's wrong, now?" the farmer asks. The Hindu holy man replies, "I too am grateful for your helping us out but there is a cow in the barn and in my country cows are considered sacred. I can't sleep on holy ground!"

Well, that leaves only the lawyer to make the change. He grumbled and complained, but went out to the barn. Yep, you guessed it! Moments later there was another knock on the farmers door. Frustrated and tired, the farmer opens the door, and there stood the pig and the cow.

List of Political Parties in India

Bahujan Samaj Party or BSP [MAYAWATI]

Bharatiya Janata Party or BJP [Lal Krishna ADVANI]

Biju Janata Dal or BJD [Naveen PATNAIK]

Communist Party of India or CPI [Ardhendu Bhushan BARDHAN]

Communist Party of India (Marxist) or CPI (M) [Prakash KARAT]

Dravida Munnetra Kazagham or DMK [M. KARUNANIDHI]

Eqtedar-e-Melli-Eslami (Naional Islamic Empowerment) [Ahmad Shah AHMADZAI]

Indian National Congress or INC [Sonia GANDHI]

Janata Dal (United) or JDU [George FERNANDEZ]

Jharkhand Mukti Morcha or JMM [Shibu SOREN]

Lok Jan Shakti Party or LJSP [Ram Vilas PASWAN]

Marumalarchi Dravida Munnetra Kazhagam or MDMK [VAIKO]

Nahzat-e-Faragir-e-Democracy Wa Taraqi-e-Afghanistan (Afghanistan's Democracy and Progress Movement) [Sher Mohammad BUZGAR]

Nationalist Congress Party or NCP [Sharad PAWAR]

Pattali Makkal Katchi or PMK [S. RAMADOSS]

Rashtriya Janata Dal or RJD [Laloo Prasad YADAV]

Samajwadi Party or SP [Mulayam Singh YADAV]

Shiromani Akali Dal or SAD [Prakash Singh BADAL]

Shiv Sena or SS [Bal THACKERAY]

Telangana Rashtra Samithi or TRS [K. Chandrashekar RAO]

Telugu Desam Party or TDP [Chandrababu NAIDU]

Why English is Hard to Learn?

Have you ever wonder why sometime English is tough to understand?

If you havent faced anything like that, then go through the following sentences and feel others sentiment in understanding English.

• The bandage was wound around the wound.
• The farm was used to produce produce.
• The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
• He could lead if he would get the lead out.
• The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
• Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
• When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
• I did not object to the object.
• There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
• They were too close to the door to close it.
• The buck does funny things when the does are present.
• A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
• To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
• The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
• After a number of injections my jaw got number.
• Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
• I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
• How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

My Home

I made things little easier for all.. Just view my home without loading a page in another window...
In the below displayed image, browse through the square brackets and find one which is in the middle labelled as "Karthikeyan Ramasubbu" is the exact location of my home...

My Home

Please click on the below link to see demographic location of my home. Its real Google imaginary.

Click to see Karthikeyan Ramchel's Home

Thanks to Wikimapia for providing this wonderful service...

Work Excuses

Want to take leave? Try one of these reasons....


I'm calling in with stomach problems, I can't stomach working today.

I cant come into work today.....I have amnesia from when my two year old hit me over the head with his toy... wait I don't have a two year old.....do I?


I can't come to work today, my head hurts and it only hurts when I come to work!


I cant come in today as I have an interview for a job I really want and cannot be bothered to lie, which shows you exactly how much I care about your stinking job anyway.


I can't come in today because I've just realized I actually save money if I stay at home. Apart from the bus fare, the prices in your canteen are outrageous and I always end up drinking at lunchtime to cope with the depression of working for you.


I can't come to work today, my dog gave birth to kittens!


(*Over the Phone*) I won't be able to make it into work because I lost my voice.


I am not late; I am in fact 23 hours early. I did not come in yesterday because of diarrhea, I expect 23 hours of overtime!


I can't come in today because I will kill you if I do.