Friday, September 29, 2006

Joke of the Day

A lawyer a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.
The farmer said "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn."

"No problem," chimed the Rabbi, "My people wandered in the desert for forty years, I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for an evening. With that he departed to the barn and the others bedded down for the night. Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door, there stood the Rabbi from the barn. "What's wrong?" asked the farmer. The Rabbi replied, "I am grateful to you, but I can't sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn and my faith believes that this is an unclean animal."

His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him. But a few minutes late the same scene reoccurs. There is a knock on the door, "What's wrong, now?" the farmer asks. The Hindu holy man replies, "I too am grateful for your helping us out but there is a cow in the barn and in my country cows are considered sacred. I can't sleep on holy ground!"

Well, that leaves only the lawyer to make the change. He grumbled and complained, but went out to the barn. Yep, you guessed it! Moments later there was another knock on the farmers door. Frustrated and tired, the farmer opens the door, and there stood the pig and the cow.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

List of Political Parties in India

Bahujan Samaj Party or BSP [MAYAWATI]

Bharatiya Janata Party or BJP [Lal Krishna ADVANI]

Biju Janata Dal or BJD [Naveen PATNAIK]

Communist Party of India or CPI [Ardhendu Bhushan BARDHAN]

Communist Party of India (Marxist) or CPI (M) [Prakash KARAT]

Dravida Munnetra Kazagham or DMK [M. KARUNANIDHI]

Eqtedar-e-Melli-Eslami (Naional Islamic Empowerment) [Ahmad Shah AHMADZAI]

Indian National Congress or INC [Sonia GANDHI]

Janata Dal (United) or JDU [George FERNANDEZ]

Jharkhand Mukti Morcha or JMM [Shibu SOREN]

Lok Jan Shakti Party or LJSP [Ram Vilas PASWAN]

Marumalarchi Dravida Munnetra Kazhagam or MDMK [VAIKO]

Nahzat-e-Faragir-e-Democracy Wa Taraqi-e-Afghanistan (Afghanistan's Democracy and Progress Movement) [Sher Mohammad BUZGAR]

Nationalist Congress Party or NCP [Sharad PAWAR]

Pattali Makkal Katchi or PMK [S. RAMADOSS]

Rashtriya Janata Dal or RJD [Laloo Prasad YADAV]

Samajwadi Party or SP [Mulayam Singh YADAV]

Shiromani Akali Dal or SAD [Prakash Singh BADAL]

Shiv Sena or SS [Bal THACKERAY]

Telangana Rashtra Samithi or TRS [K. Chandrashekar RAO]

Telugu Desam Party or TDP [Chandrababu NAIDU]

Friday, August 18, 2006

Why English is Hard to Learn?

Have you ever wonder why sometime English is tough to understand?

If you havent faced anything like that, then go through the following sentences and feel others sentiment in understanding English.

  • The bandage was wound around the wound.
  • The farm was used to produce produce.
  • The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
  • He could lead if he would get the lead out.
  • The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
  • Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
  • When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
  • I did not object to the object.
  • There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
  • They were too close to the door to close it.
  • The buck does funny things when the does are present.
  • A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
  • To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
  • The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
  • After a number of injections my jaw got number.
  • Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
  • I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
  • How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

My Home

I made things little easier for all.. Just view my home without loading a page in another window...
In the below displayed image, browse through the square brackets and find one which is in the middle labelled as "Karthikeyan Ramasubbu" is the exact location of my home...

My Home

Please click on the below link to see demographic location of my home. Its real Google imaginary.

Click to see Karthikeyan Ramchel's Home

Thanks to Wikimapia for providing this wonderful service...

Friday, July 28, 2006

Work Excuses

Want to take leave? Try one of these reasons....

I'm calling in with stomach problems, I can't stomach working today.

I cant come into work today.....I have amnesia from when my two year old hit me over the head with his toy... wait I don't have a two year I?

I can't come to work today, my head hurts and it only hurts when I come to work!

I cant come in today as I have an interview for a job I really want and cannot be bothered to lie, which shows you exactly how much I care about your stinking job anyway.

I can't come in today because I've just realized I actually save money if I stay at home. Apart from the bus fare, the prices in your canteen are outrageous and I always end up drinking at lunchtime to cope with the depression of working for you.

I can't come to work today, my dog gave birth to kittens!

(*Over the Phone*) I won't be able to make it into work because I lost my voice.

I am not late; I am in fact 23 hours early. I did not come in yesterday because of diarrhea, I expect 23 hours of overtime!

I can't come in today because I will kill you if I do.

Friday, July 07, 2006

There is no love, like a mother's love,
no stronger bond on earth...
like the precious bond that comes from God,
to a mother, when she gives birth.

A mother's love is forever strong,
never changing for all time...
and when her children need her most,
a mother's love will shine.

God bless these special mothers,
God bless them every one...
for all the tears and heartache,
and for the special work they've done.

When her days on earth are over,
a mother's love lives on...
through many generations,
with God's blessings on each one.

Be thankful for our mothers,
for they love with a higher love...
from the power God has given,
and the strength from up above.

Blooming RoseTo My Mom

Thursday, July 06, 2006


A letter from a Sardar's mother to her son
    My dear Jagjit, I am in a well here and hoping you are also in
    a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because
    I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we
    did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper
    that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we
    moved 20miles. I won't be able to send the address as
    the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers
    with them for their new house so they would not have
    to change their address. Hopefully by next week we
    will be able to take our earlier address plate here,
    and that our address will remain same too.This place
    is really nice. It even has a washing machine,situated
    right above the toilet I'm not sure it works too well.
    Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and
    haven't seen them since.

    The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only
    twice last week. The First time it rained for 3 days
    and second time for 4 days.
    The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt
    said it would be a little too heavy to send in the
    mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off
    and put them in the pocket.

    Your father has another job. He has 500 men
    under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.
    By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The
    manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece
    swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were
    confused as to which piece should we remove?

    Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't
    found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't
    know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
    Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well.Some
    men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off
    bravely and drowned.We cremated him and he burned for
    three days.

    Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He
    died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His
    father had wished to be buried in the sea after he
    died. And your friend died while in the process of
    digging a grave for his father.
    There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much
    has happened.
    Love - Mom.

    P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by
    the time I realized, I had already sealed off this

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Classic Definitions and Cool Meanings

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Divorce : Future tense of marriage

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails......!

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Mother Teresa Quotes

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them"

"If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other"

"One of the greatest diseases is to be nobody to anybody"

"If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one"

Missing Anyone?

Missing Something

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Newton’s Third Law

Rocking sea

"For every action we do, there is equal and opposite reaction you get"

Trick is you have to rise upto your level best to face the reaction and solve it..

Friday, June 09, 2006

Monday, June 05, 2006

Those wonderful days has gone...

When.. ..
The school reopened in June,
And we settled in our new desks and benches!
When we queued up in book depot,
And got our new books and notes!

When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet
managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.

We learnt writing with slates and pencils, and
Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips!

When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to
Color pencils and finally sketch pens!

When we started calculating first with tables and then with
Clarke's tables and advanced to Calculators and computers!

When we chased one another in the corridors in Intervals,
and returned to the classrooms Drenched in sweat!

When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors, Playgrounds,
under the trees and even in cycle sheds!

When all the colors in the world,
Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!

When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table,
Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!

When cricket was played with writing pads as bats,
And Neckties and socks rolled into balls!

When few played "kabadi" and "Kho-Kho" in scorching sun,
While others simply played "book cricket" in the confines of classroom!

Of fights but no conspiracies,

Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!

When we used to watch Live Cricket telecast,
in the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!

When few rushed at 3:45 to "Conquer" window seats in our School bus!
While few others had "Big Fun", "peppermint", "kulfi", " milk ice !" and "sharbat !" at 4o Clock!

Gone are the days
Of Sports Day,
and the annual School Day ,
And the one-month long preparations for them.

Gone are the days
Of the stressful Quarterly,
Half Yearly and Annual Exams,
And the most enjoyed holidays after them!

Gone are the days
Of tenth and twelfth standards, when
We Spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!

We learnt,

We enjoyed,

We played,

We won,

We lost,

We laughed,

We cried,

We fought,

We thought.

With so much fun in them, so many friends,

So much experience, all this and more!

Gone are the days
When we used to talk for hours with our friends!
Now we don't have time to say a ‘Hi’!

Gone are the days
When we played games on the road!
Now we code on the road with laptop!

Gone are the days
When we saw stars Shining at Night!
Now we see stars when our code doesn't Work!

Gone are the days
When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds!
Now we chat in chat rooms.....!

Gone are the days
Where we studied just to pass!
Now we study to save our job!

Gone are the days
Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our hearts!!
Now we have the atm as well as credit card but with an empty heart!!
Gone are the days
Where we shouted on the road!
Now we don’t shout even at home

Gone are the days
Where we got lectures from all!
Now we give lectures to all...!!

Gone are the days!!!

Versioning System

Wonder what the versioning system of software development means? Read the below given real time example to understand the complex versioning system easily.....

Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?


Interested to know what would be the reply to the Desperate?
Continue reading...

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Affection 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support
I hope you now better understand what CVS and SVN all about...

Friday, June 02, 2006

India's Indigenous Fighter Aircraft

These are pictures of flight tests performed by India's first indigenous
fighter aircraft called as Tejas(Lab Name: LCA - Light Combat Aircraft).

Thursday, June 01, 2006

India's Economic Strength Growing

Much anticipated first quarter results about India's economic growth has been released. Results confirming the wonderfull future for India as whole and for each of its citizens. Read the following news snippet,

"India is closing in on the economic growth rates of more than 10 percent that China has enjoyed, according to government data released Wednesday, showing a 9.3 percent expansion in the first quarter.

The Indian economy grew unexpectedly at its fastest pace in more than two years, according to the year-on- year data for the first three months, as the pace of agricultural expansion nearly doubled to 5.5 percent from 2.9 percent a year earlier."

Main catalyst for this growth - Agriculture: 5.5%

Note: two- thirds of Indians earning their penny out of this agriculture and its related areas.

So next short term stopover plan:
Agriculture must grow at 4, services at 12, manufacturing at 12, in order to achieve 10 percent growth.

Saturday, May 27, 2006

My College(PSR Engineering College) - Part 2

College Bus Service:

PSR Engineering College Bus

To reach my college from my home, it would take atleast 1 hour 20 minutes. Its little far from my home say around 45kms. My college is located in a place called Sevalpatti, near to Thiruvengadam. College bus service has really helped the dayscholers(like me) very much. Take it for exams, or relaxed travel even in those potholed village roads. The second one from the left is the bus which I traveled for most of days(more than 3 years). Its the best bus among others with cushioned type seats and compared to other buses its very long in length indeed. My stop is the last one from the college. Sometimes we had travelled in the van(In picture - last one white - thats very fancy than bus) because in our stop headcount is very low around 8-10 thats comfortably suited for the van.

Computer Lab:

Computer Lab

The first programming ideas from my great(.?*^) mind got its shape in the above pictured lab. We used this lab during the second year of engineering. I do lots(
?*^) of C and C++ related stuffs in this lab.

Friday, May 26, 2006

My College( PSR Engineering College ) - Part 1

I am glad to share my college photos with you all...

Dr APJ Abdul Kalam Block:

I have spend two years
(3rd and 4th year) in this building. Its a octagon shaped building, we enjoyed the life there very much. During the break sessions Me and my friends enjoy from the second floor balcony. Rememberable days.

Physics and Chemistry Lab:

I did my physics and chemistry lab work here. During my days in the college first floor was used as library. But now my college have a sophisticated big library running in a indivitual building. One thing to remember here is, we were very tense during unversity practical exams. But thats all in first year only. Thanks for university syllabus.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Interesting Quotes That Grapped My Attention

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

Hope is just disappointment delayed.

A sin is two sins when it is defended.

We do not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.

There are 2 kinds of people; those who do the work and those who take the credit. Be in the first group; there is less competition - Indira Gahdhi.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.

The moment there is suspicion about a person's motives, everything he does becomes tainted - Mahatma Gandhi.

There are two rules for success in life:
Rule 1: Don't tell people everything you know.

Windozs supports real multitasking - it can boot and crash simultaneously.

Windozs: a 32 bit graphical front end to a 16 bit patch on an 8 bit operating system written for a 4 bit processor by a 2 bit company without 1 bit of decency.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Test Publish

This is a test publishing content from firefox ex.

More updated will come in future if works well....