Thursday, January 04, 2007

Like Fancy Designations? Beware It might have other meanings!!!

Are you the person who always like to be designated with some fancy caption?

Well you may think fancy designation is great and suits well with your position. But have you ever thought what your people down the lanes talk and define a new meaning for that?

Just go through the down the lane definitions of some designations,

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month.

Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't Need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

And finally...

Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

Now back to the same question. "have you ever thought what your people down the lanes talk and define a new meaning for that?"

Probably your answer is NO. Because you have positioned in such a way that your team members are not ready to share their lighter moments with you.
If its the case please evaluate yourself and decide how you would like to be viewed by your people... Else at the end you will be left with just that fancy designation and no love from your so called team members...

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