How and Why Newton Died

Why Newton Committed Suicide.....

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajinikanth , Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes

• Rajinikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajinikanth!
  
  
• In another movie, Rajinikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
  
  Guess, what he does?
  
  He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
  
  
• Rajinikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajinikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it.
  
  Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations.
  
  He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
  
  Bang... the gangster dies...
  

This was too much for our Newton to take! and ultimately he took the extreme step and killed himself.